This is based on Sir Robert of Auk's army "doughnut" story. The way Sir Robert tells it cannot be duplicated in print, so you'll have to try to get him to tell it some time.
As it happened one night..Oh oh..oh..oh..oh
While on the way to Ft. Benning
I saw a snack that I had to have Oh..oh..oh..oh
A munchie that I would regret
Chorus
Well it happened again, man
OH NO..back on the can, man
I felt it rumbling inside me..oh..oh..oh..oh
Please pass the Mylanta and Malox
The maid is sure to be pissed at me oh..oh..oh..oh
For what I did in the tub last night
Chorus
Go to the ER
Maybe they’ll give me a cork
Blew up the bathroom
Close to three dozen times
I gotta get some relief
Pooped in the shrubs outside
Here comes some help for me now..
It’s the intern……
Somehow I managed to survive
An important lesson that I did learn
Never buy donuts from Jugdish
And your rear wil never burn
Chorus